I remember once we knocked on the door of an old woman, who gave us each ten dollars and a huge bag of candy! I don’t think she realized how much it was, and so my mother made us give it back. Never mind.

Anyway this Halloween I expect Facebook to do something really cool – sometimes they make little changes to the layout of the website on special occasions. Maybe they will even have some Facebook Halloween emoticons! I hope so…

The best Facebook status update that I saw on that website was one for Halloween – it featured a load of symbols and characters that you can’t just type (you need to copy them) but the effect is great! Check it out:

Funny Halloween status idea: HALLOWEEN! ☾☆☂☁☹☠☽

Have a great Halloween everybody! If you love the holidays as much as I do, I’m sure you’ll have a great time. If you like this funny Halloween Facebook status, use it on your home page!

Anyway, I used to live in a small town in the north of France (I travelled a lot), and this meant that sometimes I would have problems connecting to MSN. This was a pain, as sometimes I would want to know what the MSN status was but of course usually if MSN wasn’t working that meant that the whole Internet was not available (so it was had to check the status).

Being on a dial up connection also had some other annoying side-effects. Have you ever been typing and then suddenly the messages that you sent out begin to be sent back to you undelivered? That happened to me so many times that I wanted to scream! It’s something to do with the login server or something, I’m not sure. Now I live in a big city so I don’t really worry about connectiong problems and I worry more about adding my own funny MSN status than the actual logging on!

I’m talking about when people ‘like’ your status and leave you comments for days! These witty statuses are the best, and I have the best of all! Check it out!

Witty Facebook status

Example: The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Ah yes, a classic witty Facebook status (it reminds me of the other one about the Eagle soaring high but the weasel not getting sucked into the engine of a plane!)…everyone wants to do something first, but you should always remember that sometimes it’s wiser to watch what someone does and then copy them and do it better I love this type of status update, as it totally goes against the grain of the normal type of quote which people post like ‘if you believe you can, you will’ and other sickening quotations! I might even put a big post of quotes that you SHOULDN’T use as your Facebook status!

So there it is! I don’t think I’ve ever had a better Facebook status – it really did get me a lot of people commenting and asking me about why I put it and who I was talking about. Well remember, if you don’t know who the first mouse is…it’s probably you! If I find another witty Facebook status, I’ll let you know!

Recently I had a problem with my forearm – every time I woke up in the morning I had a strange red mark on it and I needed to scratch it. They always say, you should never scratch it or you’ll just make it worst (that should be my own Funny Facebook status quote!) but I did, so there you go. Anyway, here’s my quote:

Funny Facebook status quotes

Example: It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch.

What’s the difference between an itch and a pain? Well – one is more serious (the pain), but one is certainly more annoying (the itch!). So it’s true, some problems are big and terrible, these would represent the pain. But some things are small, everyday problems…sometimes things that are very small can seem big, and they can be the proverbial itch! Can you stand the pain? Maybe we should probably face that pain sometimes – it will be smaller in the long run!

So, there it is – that’s my favourite funny facebook status quote of all time, but I’ve got plenty more! I’lll share them with you over the next few weeks and months. Until then, stay cool!