I have a witty Facebook status

I love Facebook, I can’t lie about that, and the best thing about it is when you put a really witty Facebook status! I’m not talking about the type of funny Facebook status that makes people laugh, I’m talking about when people read your status update message and then think about it for a second, and then really think it’s hilarious!

I’m talking about when people ‘like’ your status and leave you comments for days! These witty statuses are the best, and I have the best of all! Check it out!

Witty Facebook status

Example: The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Ah yes, a classic witty Facebook status (it reminds me of the other one about the Eagle soaring high but the weasel not getting sucked into the engine of a plane!)…everyone wants to do something first, but you should always remember that sometimes it’s wiser to watch what someone does and then copy them and do it better I love this type of status update, as it totally goes against the grain of the normal type of quote which people post like ‘if you believe you can, you will’ and other sickening quotations! I might even put a big post of quotes that you SHOULDN’T use as your Facebook status!

So there it is! I don’t think I’ve ever had a better Facebook status – it really did get me a lot of people commenting and asking me about why I put it and who I was talking about. Well remember, if you don’t know who the first mouse is…it’s probably you! If I find another witty Facebook status, I’ll let you know!