Have you ever used different statuses in your profile page before? It is the key to the whole Facebook system, but many people ignore them because they think that it’s just for people to say that they are eating lunch or dinner.

Facebook quotes

There are several places that you can go to find these kind of funny quotes and sayings for Facebook, but none is better than a new website which has nice lists of Facebook quotes that you can copy and paste for free from them.

Each one of these funny Facebook status updates is primed and ready to amuse your colleagues and family members on the social network, and remember – it is very important to have lots of people press ‘like’ and comment on your messages. Why? Because the more people who ‘vote’ for your updates by pressing the button and by leaving a comment, the more people that will eventually see the message on their home feeds (the system is like Digg – if more people like it then more people see it).

So what are you waiting for? Go over to the funny Facebook quotes site and start downloading their stuff – it really is hot. You can also leave a comment and tell them you find them through me (maybe they will send me some nice prizes or something).

Cheers!

Recently I had a problem with my forearm – every time I woke up in the morning I had a strange red mark on it and I needed to scratch it. They always say, you should never scratch it or you’ll just make it worst (that should be my own Funny Facebook status quote!) but I did, so there you go. Anyway, here’s my quote:

Funny Facebook status quotes

Example: It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch.

What’s the difference between an itch and a pain? Well – one is more serious (the pain), but one is certainly more annoying (the itch!). So it’s true, some problems are big and terrible, these would represent the pain. But some things are small, everyday problems…sometimes things that are very small can seem big, and they can be the proverbial itch! Can you stand the pain? Maybe we should probably face that pain sometimes – it will be smaller in the long run!

So, there it is – that’s my favourite funny facebook status quote of all time, but I’ve got plenty more! I’lll share them with you over the next few weeks and months. Until then, stay cool!